Cure for Boredom

[Garret Torres]

Watch the This Month In Wiffleball videos with closed captioning turned on. It's quite hilarious. According to YouTube:

Jason Paraskevas = JC Paris Keep This/Paderewski
Nick Squitieri = Mix With Hearing/With Terry
Garret Torres = Guarantor S
Bo Muschinsky = Boca Shinseki/The Mission Ski
Sean Ryan = Short Ride
Kyle Vonschleusingen = Kyle Hot Sausage

And that's only from episode 32.

[Garret Torres]

Tim Trenary = Dictionary
Anthony Lando = Campy Landau
Kenny Stengel = An East Anglia
Anthony Bevilaqua = Every Level Aqua
Ralph Filosa = Route Below Suck
Rich Guillod = Which A Lot
Pete Montanez = Being Mounted

Plus some facts you may not have known:



And...

[Brett Bevelacqua]

I think some of those may stick as nicknames.

[Brett Bevelacqua]

Sausage is the best bet to anchor a rotation

[Matt Riegler]

This is the best LIRR reading material I've had all year